Me: Omg! where Have Thou been these past few centuries?
Moi: I shall tell you my dearest friend, listen closely...
Me: *listens attentively*
Moi: While continuing my journey through the land of IADT on my quest gain further knowledge, I was cast away into realms that had no magical communication boxes (MCB). My ability to reach this virtual realm was ripped from my very soul! During my travels to the next quarterly year, I stumbled upon a cavern with numerous MCB's; it housed a beast of sorts; a vile soul-sucking heartless harpy. It was a digital photography teacher with eyes of contempt and a heart SO dark, the purest ebony would glow like sunlight...
Me: oooh *slightly leans forward*
Moi: ...let me tell you child, that beast was torturous I suffered long and hard in that cavern and I finally broke down...
Me: what happend Moi!? what happened!?
Moi: I was rescued by Sir Richard of Liu. He Pulled me away from the cavern and sent me on my way, damaged but not broken...
Me: Hail, Sir Richard!!!
Moi: yes, quite quite, I do owe him my life. Anyway, I found myself in A wonderful Hideaway Full of MCB's and a wise sage who went by the name Hague; of the Williams tribe. So far I am doing well, I do hope to continue like this... My journey is about to end and I have yet to know what I must face on my next travels.
Me: will you tell me of your next travels dearest Moi?
Moi: Indeed, I shall...